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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Let's Laugh!



1)
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years old.
Teacher: What?? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.

(Logic! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)

2)
Teacher: Hazwan, go to the map and find Fiji.
Hazwan: Here, it is.
Teacher: Correct, Now, Class, who is discovered Fiji?
Class: Hazwan
Teacher: Choyy you!

3)
Teacher: Dik Non, how do you spell 'croccodile'?
Dik Non: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No! that's wrong.
Dik Non: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

4)
Teacher: Amnan, what is the chemical formula for water?
Amnan: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What? What are you talking about?
Amnan: You said yesterday it's H to O.

5)
Teacher: Soly, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Soly: No sir! It's the same dog. 

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

6)
Teacher: Zuhair, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Zuhair: A teacher.

Laughter is the soul's of medicine.:)



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