1)Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years old.
Teacher: What?? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
(Logic! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
Teacher: Hazwan, go to the map and find Fiji.
Hazwan: Here, it is.
Teacher: Correct, Now, Class, who is discovered Fiji?
Teacher: Choyy you!
Teacher: Dik Non, how do you spell 'croccodile'?
Dik Non: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No! that's wrong.
Dik Non: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: Amnan, what is the chemical formula for water?
Amnan: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What? What are you talking about?
Amnan: You said yesterday it's H to O.
Teacher: Soly, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Soly: No sir! It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
Teacher: Zuhair, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Zuhair: A teacher.
Laughter is the soul's of medicine.:)
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